The Naked Emperor

28 August 2008

The American Caesar

This is the speech I want to see given at the Republican Convention next week:

Friends, Americans, Countrymen, lend me your ears; I come tonight to discuss Senator Obama, not to praise him. I have witnessed the victorious Senator in his classic triumph at his Roman Forum in Denver. I choose to answer in kind.

The evil that candidates do lives after them; the good is oft ended with their race. So let it be with Obama. Many have told you Obama is ambitious; If so, it is a grievous fault. And the electorate shall grievously make him answer it.

Yet we are told Obama is an “honorable” man.

He hath brought much cash back to his freinds in Chicago. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He has long histories of friendship with unrepentant racists and domestic terrorists. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He wishes to place your children in involuntary servitude, called “mandatory volunteerism”. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He thinketh that unions and bureaucrats are more capable than you at deciding where your children should go to school. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He says it is acceptable to slaughter children at anytime up to and including birth. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He believeth that the rewards of hard work should go to his government, not to your children. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He seeks to criminalize any dissent from his Almighty policies. He thinketh dissent is patriotic only if your dissent agrees with the One. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He believeth that America is not a voice or force for freedom, merely another agressor nation. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He sayeth our noble fighting men and women intentionally target civilians. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He wisheth to retreat rather than stand up to agression. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He refuseth to wear a flag, or salute the flag, or to visit our injured warriors, our sons and daughters. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He thinketh the opinions of the rest of the world matter more than the voters, his voters, here in America. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He believeth all the good in America has come from government , none from honest, hard working Americans in the private sector. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He thinketh the answer to any problem is a new tax or a higher tax on working Americans. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

He believeth the only decision we citizens of America are qualified to make without government oversight is between Merlot and Chardonnay. Yet Obama is an honorable man.

What cause withholds you, then, from voting for the Annointed One, The Obama? Could it be that most gracious gift from above, love, including love of country? Or the next greatest gift, the gift of reason?

Although I fear the retribution of that “honorable” man, as for me, my heart is in the race for McCain.

thenakesemperor

1 Comments:

At October 1, 2008 at 2:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, that was one great speech. That was one of the best from old shakespeare. You did him proud. I always like that speech from that play, it is a mighty way of informing the masses. Good Job
Heltau

 

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